Coming soon to an empty wall near you: Two 1 ½ inch solid brass balls lovingly mounted on a wood plaque, with a brass late that you can have engraved (at lots of jewelers, sports, and trophy stores nationwide) with the slogan, quip, boast, or insult of your choice.

• Brass engraving plate: 1 inch x 3-½ inches
• Balls: 1-1/2 inch solid brass
• Plaque: Solid wood, ¾ inch thick
• Size: 12 inches x 9 inches
• Approximate cost when available: $35
• Wacky graduation present or funny trophy.