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# Eballz

Classy Brass Balls

## Sitemaps

- [XML Sitemap](https://www.eballz.com/sitemap.xml): Contains all public & indexable URLs for this website.

## Posts

- [Hello world!](https://www.eballz.com/hello-world/) - Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!

## Pages

- [Get Some Balls... Some Really Classy Brass Balls!](https://www.eballz.com/) - Sales Managers love our classy brass balls for their power meetings! Lawyers like 'em too for some peculiar reason. Mucho cajones. Brass Balls in a range of sizes and unique applications: nothing less than the best. Chutzpah for every occasion! Click to order now Brass hardware for the corporate world--the perfect, classy gag gift to
- [Shop](https://www.eballz.com/shop/)
- [Dangle Ballz](https://www.eballz.com/dangle-ballz/) - Dangle Ballz, the ideal adult gag gift, corporate award or amusing prize. Gold plated solid brass danglers on pierced ears earrings on 18-inch gold-filled chain.
- [High Ballz](https://www.eballz.com/high-ballz/) - For a fashion-conscious professional, gold-plated solid brass balls on gold-filed 18-inch chain; ideal bachelorette gag gift, graduation gag gift or funny award
- [Trophy Ballz](https://www.eballz.com/trophy-ballz/) - Trophy Ballz is a pair of solid brass balls mounted on an American Black Walnut plaque; a funny trophy, entertaining present, funny award or wacky trophy.
- [ExecuBallz](https://www.eballz.com/execuballz/) - ExecuBallz solid brass balls on wooden plaque. A humorous present or entertaining gift with business card holder and solid brass pen with Cross refills.
- [Buster Ballz](https://www.eballz.com/buster-ballz/) - Limited Edition Buster Ballz are large brass balls. Ideal novelty gag gift, amusing trophy, entertaining prize, wacky award, gag birthday or graduation gift.
- [Key Ballz](https://www.eballz.com/key-ballz/) - Key Ballz is the ideal funny prize, entertaining present, amusing gift or team builder. This gold tone key ring supports two highly polished solid brass balls.
- [Da Ballz](https://www.eballz.com/da-ballz/) - Da Ballz, highly polished solid brass balls. Perfect funny gift, humorous award, wacky present, bachelor or bachelorette gag gift. Celebrate backbone, cajones.
- [ClankRBallz](https://www.eballz.com/clankrballz/) - ClankRBallz - the perfect pair of solid brass balls. These are a humorous trophy, amusing Corporate America award, and real solid brass hardware.
- [Products](https://www.eballz.com/products/) - eBallz solid brass ballz keychain ring, desktop accessory, gold-plated brass balls on gold filled chain, or gold plated ballz earrings and necklace.
- [Legal & Privacy Matters](https://www.eballz.com/legal-privacy-matters/) - The legal and privacy matters for eBallz summarizes our money-back guarantee, full refund, usage of the web site, and protection by intellectual property laws.
- [About Our Products](https://www.eballz.com/about-our-products/) - Solid brass balls imbued with TestostoPower. Da Ballz comes in a Super Fluffo black velvet bag with a BallzSheen flannel polishing cloth to polish your ballz.
- [Ballz-O-Gram Usage Policy](https://www.eballz.com/ballz-o-gram-usage-policy/) - Read the Ballz-O-Gram usage policy for sending a Ballz-O-Gram to another email address. Eballz are classy solid brass balls.
- [TestostoPower](https://www.eballz.com/testo/) - Solid brass balls imbued with TestostoPower, the extra karmic boost you have been looking for.
- [Testimonials](https://www.eballz.com/testimonials/) - Read testimonials of our unique gag gift. Eballz offers a funny novelty gag gift, a wacky gag gift for special occasions.
- [Kick in the Balls Cocktail Recipe](https://www.eballz.com/kick-in-the-balls-cocktail-recipe/) - Looking for brass balls? Try the Kick in the Balls cocktail recipe. Dark rum, melon liqueur, coconut cream in a cocktail glass, ideally with a pair of Da Ballz.
- [The Brass Monkey Explained](https://www.eballz.com/the-brass-monkey-explained/) - From the days of sailing ships, war ships, iron cannons and iron cannon balls, read an explanation of: it’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
- [Site Map](https://www.eballz.com/site-map/) - The site map contains a listing of all pages on the web site for eBallz, really classy solid brass balls.
- [Contact Us](https://www.eballz.com/contact-us/) - Contact the mopes at eBallz. Eballz are perfect novelty awards, corporate presentations, novelty adult gag gift, birthday gag gift. Retailer inquiries welcome.
- [Ballz-O-Gram](https://www.eballz.com/ballz-o-gram/) - Send a Ballz-O-gram to someone who truly needs brass balls. Or just send them a pair of solid brass balls of their own!
- [Tell Us Your Story](https://www.eballz.com/tell-us-your-story/) - Tell us your story of eBallz brass balls. We would love to hear how you made our solid brass balls a fun part of your life.
- [Jokes](https://www.eballz.com/jokes/) - We love a good joke! Just like our brass balls – ideal gag gifts. Give a humorous trophy by eBallz, a humorous gift for bachelorette, birthday or other party.
- [Nuevo David](https://www.eballz.com/nuevo-david/) - Nuevo David in the eBallz Phantasmagoric Gallery featuring eBallz solid brass balls. The famed statue of David by Michelangelo updated with eBallz.
- [The Smile](https://www.eballz.com/the-smile/) - The Smile, eBallz Phantasmagoric Gallery featuring eBallz solid brass balls. If you love happy-go-lucky clowns, you’ll love our eballz emblazoned with a clown.
- [Say Ahhhh!](https://www.eballz.com/say-ahhhh/) - Say AHHHH, the eBallz Phantasmagoric Gallery featuring eBallz solid brass balls. If you are a cigar lover, you’ll love our cigar pairing with eBallz.
- [Negotiations](https://www.eballz.com/negotiations/) - Negotiations: Hercules and Diomedes. Famous statue Hercules and Diomedes with added eBallz. The eBallz Phantasmagoric Gallery featuring eBallz solid brass balls.
- [Flowers](https://www.eballz.com/flowers/) - A field of flowers reflecting in eBallz! View Flowers in the eBallz Phantasmagoric Gallery featuring eBallz solid brass balls.
- [Reflections](https://www.eballz.com/reflections/) - Landscape reflections in mountainside eBallz! View Reflections in the eBallz Phantasmagoric Gallery featuring eBallz solid brass balls.
- [Ballz o’re the Water](https://www.eballz.com/ballz-ore-the-water/) - eBallz floating on water! View Ballz o’er the Water in the eBallz Phantasmagoric Gallery featuring eBallz solid brass balls.
- [Pride O’ The Nation](https://www.eballz.com/pride-o-the-nation/) - eBallz at the Washington Monument! View Pride O’ the Nation in the eBallz Phantasmagoric Gallery featuring eBallz solid brass balls.
- [SkyBallz](https://www.eballz.com/skyballz/) - View SkyBallz in the eBallz Phantasmagoric Gallery, digital art featuring eBallz solid brass balls.
- [Cosmo-Ballz](https://www.eballz.com/cosmo-ballz/) - eBallz in space! View Cosmo-Balls in the eBallz Phantasmagoric Gallery featuring eBallz solid brass balls.
- [Gallery](https://www.eballz.com/gallery/) - eBallz Phantasmagoric Gallery offers striking digital art featuring eBallz solid brass balls. eBallz are wacky gift ideas, wacky party gifts for every occasion!
- [Brass Balls Cocktail Recipe](https://www.eballz.com/brass-balls-cocktail-recipe/) - Try the Brass Balls cocktail recipe, perfect with a pair of Da Ballz. Grand Marnier, Peach Schnaaps and Pineapple juice, chilled.

## eCards

- [eCard (2018/11/07 17:22:46)](https://www.eballz.com/?ecard=ecard-2018-11-07-172246) - “BRASS BALLS” POSTCARDS AND OTHER ITEMS THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SO PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT THE PICS AND PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE THEM OR IF YOU WANT THEM OR NOT
- [eCard (2016/03/31 19:39:36)](https://www.eballz.com/?ecard=ecard-20160331-193936) - test
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## Products

- [Key Ballz](https://www.eballz.com/product/key-ballz/) - The perfect funny prize, an entertaining present, and a real team builder! Here is the ultimate in portable brass balls, and an amusing gift that will go just about anywhere! Gold tone key ring with two solid brass balls, each approximately ¾ inch in diameter, highly polished to a mirror finish. Comes in a classy
- [Da Ballz](https://www.eballz.com/product/da-ballz/) - Our one and only original, designed to celebrate backbone, cajones, and the indomitable spirit of one who won’t back down! This is the perfect funny gift — that humorous award for a deserving professional! Do you need a bachelor gag gift, a bachelorette gag gift, or a wacky present? You have found it! 1.5 inches
- [ClankRBallz](https://www.eballz.com/product/clankrballz/) - The perfect pair to just have hanging around! You have just found the best humorous trophy, the most amusing award Corporate America could ever want! Solid brass hardware for the deserving professional in your life! A pair of shiny 1.5 inch solid brass balls, suspended on a sturdy cord Comes with polishing cloth, premium metal
- [Buster Ballz](https://www.eballz.com/product/buster-ballz/) - Limited Edition Buster Ballz™ Here is your amusing trophy, an entertaining prize, or a totally wacky award. An extreme example of the very best novelty gag gift for birthday, graduation… you name it! This gift will say it all: Atta boy! Atta girl! Two 2½-inch filled brass balls will certainly make a statement! Each ball
- [High Ballz](https://www.eballz.com/product/high-ballz/) - For the fashion-conscious professional who has everything except their very own pair of gold-plated solid brass balls! Now they can wear them hanging high, where the entire world can see! This necklace is made up of a pair of ¾ -inch gold-plated solid brass balls lovingly hung on a sturdy matching gold-filled 18-inch chain. Delivered
- [Dangle Ballz](https://www.eballz.com/product/dangle-ballz/) - Know a tough chick? She needs some gold-plated brass balls to wear proudly! These are perfect for an adult gag gift, a corporate award, or an amusing prize. Together they really send a strong message… or is it a message to the strong! This classy set comes nestled in its own jewelry case for a
- [Trophy Ballz](https://www.eballz.com/product/trophy-ballz/) - Who has an office wall begging for a most wacky trophy, a funny award, or a truly entertaining present? You know who they are, and you know they deserve this gorgeous 9”x12” American Black Walnut plaque with a pair of 1.5-inch solid brass balls securely mounted for all to admire! This superbly funny trophy also
- [Execuballz](https://www.eballz.com/product/execuballz/) - A humorous present for the luckiest executive on your list! This entertaining gift will keep on giving for many years of professional use, with its business card holder and solid brass pen that comes with Cross refills. A pair of ½-inch solid brass balls is lovingly mounted on a 9”x6” wooden plaque, alongside the custom

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