About Our Products

All our high-quality products a mysteriously imbued with TestostoPowerTM through an ancient*, strange, yet wonderful ritual.

Each set of Da BallzTM and ClankRBallzTM come in their own Super FluffoTM black velvet bag.

Act now and also receive a soft, pure cotton flannel Ballz SheenTM polishing cloth so you can polish your ballz or, better yet, have a friend polish them for you!

* ancient by internet standards