| "When I polish my eBallz, my putter rises!" |
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- T.Woods, California |
| "My new eBallz are giving me an uncontrollable urge to spring for a new face lift." |
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- J.Rivers, California |
| "eBallz have given my karma a most excellent tune-up!" |
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- Maharishi Mahavishnu, Tibet |
| "We really need lots of eBallz!" |
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- Various Chicago Sports Teams |
| "I am so happy with my eBallz, I don't know whether to sh*t or go blind!" |
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- T. Blair, London |
| "Playing with my Super Fluffo bag makes my heart go pitty-pat" |
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- D. Cheney, D.C. |